I’m Insulted!

I’m Insulted!

Hi Clemmy Fans! I’m writing this blog while feeling pretty fed up. My person says that I sound like a pig. A pig! Can you imagine? Yes, of course, I grunt a little while sniffing. And I’m a pretty enthusiastic eater. But a pig? I’m a bulldog, and I’m proud of it. No...

My Person is Super-kind

Today my person did something so thoughtful. She took the sheets off her bed and left them out for me. I had a beautiful nap, right in the middle of sheets that smell like my people. Now, of course, the sheets smell like me. I expect they like that. You’re...

Dangerous Doings

Yesterday, I rolled out of my cozy dog bed, only to discover that my crazy person is up to dangerous doings. Again. This time, she brought home a moving monster. She calls it a “gliding rocker.” Ha! You and I know what it really is.   I spent quite a bit of time...
My Person is Weird

My Person is Weird

To all the dogs out there, I need some advice. My person is weird. This is what’s happening. When my face itches, maybe because I got food on it, I like to scratch it on the furniture—especially the couch. Reasonable, right? But, my person won’t let me.   I’ve...

My New Lamb Chop Toy

Hi to my loyal followers! I have a new toy. Or, at least I did until I chewed it up. It lasted for a whole three days, during which time I managed to remove all the squeakers. I was working on spreading the stuffing around the room when my person threw my toy away....