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They Know About Me!

Just before Christmas, my person read about ME at Truro Preschool. The kids loved it. Of course. Then, a couple of months ago, she read about me to all the lower-school children at Trinity Christian School. They loved it, too. Of course. Now her husband, who also...

I’m Gonna Be SO Famous

Hey Guys, Guess what came in the mail today. Yup! These cards. My person is going to put them all around our town, so people know about me and my books! If you want some, just tell her. And that's not all! Yesterday, she videoed me and talked about how I am the ONLY...

How to Care for a Bulldog on the Cheap

Our new puppy--after her bathClemmy had reddened skin, caused by yeast infectionThe inexpensive and effective way to treat yeast infections on Clemmy's skin and in her cracksTo prevent yeast from growing, we give Clemmy weekly showers with Head and ShouldersTreated...

Clemmy Gets Five Stars (TWICE)!!

Reviewed by Amy Raines for Readers' Favorite In Clemmy Gets a Sister by Caroline Crocker, Clemmy, the English Bulldog, loved being the center of her humans’ attention. A duck with a duckling following her waddled through the yard, through the house, and to the...

My New Friends

Hi Friends, Guess what? I just made a new friend. She lives in AUSTRALIA! That's over 10,000 miles away from me.  You might wonder how that could happen. Well, my person is in a Facebook group with a grandmother named Rini Visser. Mrs. Visser said her granddaughter...

Things my Bulldog Needs to Know, But Doesn’t

There IS such a thing as too much food. Clemmy firmly believes she is a bottomless pit. Any food that is put in her path, she will eat. Accidently feed her twice? No problem! She will take care of that. Spill food on the floor? No problem! She will clean it up....

The Care and Feeding of a Bulldog

At 55 years old, I got my first ever dog. Clemmy. Well, she wasn’t meant to be mine. But, even on the journey home, Clemmy chose me. Perhaps she thought I knew how to do this thing. She was wrong—I had a LOT to learn. Puppies Don’t Know Night from Day At this point,...

Soon I’ll be Famous!

I am so excited! My person just ordered advance copies of Clemmy Gets a Family. They'll be available to you all on April 17. But that's not all! Rambling Ruminations just uploaded Clemmy Learns to Talk to Ingram Spark, and my person is now working on Clemmy Gets a Job...

The Big Plan

It has begun. The amazing Lisa Michaels has edited three of the four books about me. The incredible Tejal Mistry has begun illustrating my second book. I'm excited about where it is all going! My person's goal is that ALL FOUR of the books about me will be out before...

Coming Soon…

Coming Soon…

It's been so long that maybe you're thinking that it'll never happen. You're not the only one. But, the fact is that my person has been busy with another book--that one is about her mom. Now, you and I know that NOBODY is more important than me, but she got confused....