My Person Won’t Let Me In

Now, I don’t want to be a complainer, but you’ve gotta admit this is very mean. My person just started teaching a microbiology class over Zoom. Of course, my place is right next to her, whatever she does. But, get this, SHE WON’T LET ME IN the room! She says that my...
Treats. They’re the Best!

Treats. They’re the Best!

Hi to all my fans. I’m sorry that I didn’t write for a while. I was recovering from having a really bad backache. The vet said that I have slipped discs. I’m feeling better now, but my owner said that I’m not allowed to bounce down the stairs and play tug-of-war...

Clemmy Has a Bad Day

Today I am sad. I woke up in SO MUCH PAIN. I couldn’t get comfortable, even on my person’s lap. She tried to help by stroking me, but I couldn’t help crying and trembling. It was bad.   My person can’t take me to the vet because she is quarantined, whatever that...

What’s Up?

I’m just recovering from having had a very hard time. Very. She’s back now, but my person was gone for two weeks. TWO! Oh, she left my other people to take care of me, but I just don’t understand why she does it. I knew as soon as I saw the suitcase. It made me so...
I Have a Problem

I Have a Problem

Hi Friends! I’m wondering if any of you have a problem like mine. My person wants to play with my bone and my toys. I try to keep them away from her, but she keeps taking them. Just watch my latest YouTube video. You’ll see....
I’m Insulted!

I’m Insulted!

Hi Clemmy Fans! I’m writing this blog while feeling pretty fed up. My person says that I sound like a pig. A pig! Can you imagine? Yes, of course, I grunt a little while sniffing. And I’m a pretty enthusiastic eater. But a pig? I’m a bulldog, and I’m proud of it. No...