My Person is Super-kind

Today my person did something so thoughtful. She took the sheets off her bed and left them out for me. I had a beautiful nap, right in the middle of sheets that smell like my people. Now, of course, the sheets smell like me. I expect they like that. You’re...

Dangerous Doings

Yesterday, I rolled out of my cozy dog bed, only to discover that my crazy person is up to dangerous doings. Again. This time, she brought home a moving monster. She calls it a “gliding rocker.” Ha! You and I know what it really is.   I spent quite a bit of time...
My Person is Weird

My Person is Weird

To all the dogs out there, I need some advice. My person is weird. This is what’s happening. When my face itches, maybe because I got food on it, I like to scratch it on the furniture—especially the couch. Reasonable, right? But, my person won’t let me.   I’ve...

My New Lamb Chop Toy

Hi to my loyal followers! I have a new toy. Or, at least I did until I chewed it up. It lasted for a whole three days, during which time I managed to remove all the squeakers. I was working on spreading the stuffing around the room when my person threw my toy away....

It’s So Cold!

Hi everyone! This is Cold Clemmy the Brave. I DO NOT like this weather! When my person opens the door so that we can go on a walk, and I see it’s raining or, even worse, snowing, I refuse to go. Wouldn’t you? Instead I spend my time in the warmest place in the house...

The Saga of my Bone

Hi to all my fans! This is Clemmy the Brave, keeping you updated on my life. A few days ago something awesome happened. My person bought me a smoked bone. Yes, really! I did everything I could to get her to give me another one—barking, licking, nudging, and even...