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Progress on My Book
Hi Dog-lovers! I see that I have not blogged in a while—I’ve been too busy helping my person rewrite my book, Clemmy Gets a Family. Guys, the book is going to be AMAZING. And not just because I am the star. My person found an amazing illustrator who can bring my...
Revamped Books About ME!!
Several years ago, my person put out a series of four books featuring me: Clemmy. She did it fast, cheap and easy. It shows. I could have just left it there. But my story is important! I told her that she should rewrite them--I'd give her the words. (She says...
Clemmy the Brave, the Author
You're never gonna believe this. But it is true. My person just told me that she wants to improve the books about me. How is she going to do this? I'm glad you asked. She says I AM GOING TO BE THE AUTHOR! Now, I know I'm good at blogging. And I'm a YouTube star. But,...
Old Age
The other day a man at our door commented that I am looking old. How rude! Jusst because my fur is a little mottled and my muzzle a bit gray. But I am coming up to my 9th birthday--63 in dog years and 83 in bulldog years. (I made the second part up, because my breed...
Age is Just a Number
Just over two months ago I celebrated my eighth birthday. In dog years, that makes me 56. In bulldog years, probably more like 80. I could be sad. One of my eyes is fogged over, I have age spots on my tummy, my fur is getting patchy, and I prefer to walk as little as...
Marie Kondo and Me
Have you heard of Marie Kondo? Until today, I hadn't. You see, there's not much call for us dogs to be tidy. But, today my person decided that she should fold her plastic bags. Naturally, being a helpful sort of dog, I wanted to assist. Here I am with the plastic bag...
Telling Time
My person just bought a special clock to teach her grandchildren to tell time. I'm not sure why. After all, even a dog can do it! Here I am, reminding my person that it is time for my walk. 5:00 pm on the dot. What's so hard about that?
When Doing What Comes Natural is Bad
The other day my person was making lunch and I was doing what I do--waiting in case she might drop some food my way. Then, score! She dropped an avocado pit. I was pretty sure that she didn't mean to do it, so I picked it up and ran. Well, what do you know? Those pits...
How to Keep a Biology Student’s Interest
Do you know what my person spends her weekends doing? Not sharing her food. Not taking me for walks. Not even playing tug-of-war. She sits at her computer and teaches microbiology to college students. I have no idea why. But, being a nice dog, I help her. I lie down...
I Hate Suitcases!
At least my main person is still here. No sign of a suitcase...yet. Yes, I do know that is a strong word. But it’s the truth. You see, half of the time that I see suitcases it means that one of my people is leaving. Last week, THREE of them went! One of the people who...