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My Person Won’t Let Me In
Now, I don’t want to be a complainer, but you’ve gotta admit this is very mean. My person just started teaching a microbiology class over Zoom. Of course, my place is right next to her, whatever she does. But, get this, SHE WON’T LET ME IN the room! She says that my...
Treats. They’re the Best!
Hi to all my fans. I’m sorry that I didn’t write for a while. I was recovering from having a really bad backache. The vet said that I have slipped discs. I’m feeling better now, but my owner said that I’m not allowed to bounce down the stairs and play tug-of-war...
Clemmy Has a Bad Day
Today I am sad. I woke up in SO MUCH PAIN. I couldn’t get comfortable, even on my person’s lap. She tried to help by stroking me, but I couldn’t help crying and trembling. It was bad. My person can’t take me to the vet because she is quarantined, whatever that...
What’s Up?
I’m just recovering from having had a very hard time. Very. She’s back now, but my person was gone for two weeks. TWO! Oh, she left my other people to take care of me, but I just don’t understand why she does it. I knew as soon as I saw the suitcase. It made me so...
I Have a Problem
Hi Friends! I’m wondering if any of you have a problem like mine. My person wants to play with my bone and my toys. I try to keep them away from her, but she keeps taking them. Just watch my latest YouTube video. You’ll see.
I’m Insulted!
Hi Clemmy Fans! I’m writing this blog while feeling pretty fed up. My person says that I sound like a pig. A pig! Can you imagine? Yes, of course, I grunt a little while sniffing. And I’m a pretty enthusiastic eater. But a pig? I’m a bulldog, and I’m proud of it. No...
My Person is Super-kind
Today my person did something so thoughtful. She took the sheets off her bed and left them out for me. I had a beautiful nap, right in the middle of sheets that smell like my people. Now, of course, the sheets smell like me. I expect they like that. You’re welcome!
Dangerous Doings
Yesterday, I rolled out of my cozy dog bed, only to discover that my crazy person is up to dangerous doings. Again. This time, she brought home a moving monster. She calls it a “gliding rocker.” Ha! You and I know what it really is. I spent quite a bit of time...
My Person is Weird
To all the dogs out there, I need some advice. My person is weird. This is what’s happening. When my face itches, maybe because I got food on it, I like to scratch it on the furniture—especially the couch. Reasonable, right? But, my person won’t let me. I’ve...
My New Lamb Chop Toy
Hi to my loyal followers! I have a new toy. Or, at least I did until I chewed it up. It lasted for a whole three days, during which time I managed to remove all the squeakers. I was working on spreading the stuffing around the room when my person threw my toy away....