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It’s Happening Again
Hi Friends, I often look sad. That's just what a bulldog face looks like. Well, unless I'm bouncing around playing with my people. But today, I am sad. My person is packing a suitcase. I really don't like suitcases, because that means she's going away. I listened to...
Computers are Amazing!
Hi Friends, Clemmy's person here since Clemmy finds it hard to type with her paws. Anyway, did you know that this website was created using a computer? That means Clemmy's person needs to learn how to read, write, and follow directions. But she can get some help now....
Get My Books for Less
Hey Everyone, I have great news! You can now get my hardback books for less than Amazon charges. Just click on the books in the footer. What about the paperbacks? My person thinks that paperback children's books aren't very popular. But, if she's wrong, just send her...
Peeing in my Bed
Guys, I'm a little embarrassed to tell you about this, but my person says bedwetting is never our fault. So, here goes. I've begun wetting my bed. Actually, it's not just my bed. I pee in the house! I know you also pee in the house because you use the toilet. I don't....
They Know About Me!
Just before Christmas, my person read about ME at Truro Preschool. The kids loved it. Of course. Then, a couple of months ago, she read about me to all the lower-school children at Trinity Christian School. They loved it, too. Of course. Now her husband, who also...
I’m Gonna Be SO Famous
Hey Guys, Guess what came in the mail today. Yup! These cards. My person is going to put them all around our town, so people know about me and my books! If you want some, just tell her. And that's not all! Yesterday, she videoed me and talked about how I am the ONLY...
How to Care for a Bulldog on the Cheap
Our new puppy--after her bathClemmy had reddened skin, caused by yeast infectionThe inexpensive and effective way to treat yeast infections on Clemmy's skin and in her cracksTo prevent yeast from growing, we give Clemmy weekly showers with Head and ShouldersTreated...
Clemmy Gets Five Stars (TWICE)!!
Reviewed by Amy Raines for Readers' Favorite In Clemmy Gets a Sister by Caroline Crocker, Clemmy, the English Bulldog, loved being the center of her humans’ attention. A duck with a duckling following her waddled through the yard, through the house, and to the...
My New Friends
Hi Friends, Guess what? I just made a new friend. She lives in AUSTRALIA! That's over 10,000 miles away from me. You might wonder how that could happen. Well, my person is in a Facebook group with a grandmother named Rini Visser. Mrs. Visser said her granddaughter...
Things my Bulldog Needs to Know, But Doesn’t
There IS such a thing as too much food. Clemmy firmly believes she is a bottomless pit. Any food that is put in her path, she will eat. Accidently feed her twice? No problem! She will take care of that. Spill food on the floor? No problem! She will clean it up....